Best B&P Day Ever Is On It's Way

In one month from today

My mother will have slaved away

I'll feel my BMI and FP growing

Hopefully they're not showing *blush*

But nevermind about that

I have the secret to not getting totally fat

Which is why, at this time

I'll be at my prime

Because I'll have already binged and purged

And be on my way back for seconds or even *gasp*... THIRDS!!!

I LOVE THANKSGIVING!!!

P.S. Totally thankful for
Toilets and Toothbrushes