It's Saturday
The first day you get to sleep in all week.
You're a massage therapist.
You have to leave for work at 9:00.
You let yourself sleep until 8:30.
You brush your teeth.
Put on some deoderant.
Get dressed in your so-so clothes because
you don't want to get your nice ones dirty.
Run a brush through your second day hair.
Put on some tinted moisturizer
and a little mascara and a little lipgloss.
And you're out the door.
You get to work and your boss comes down.
He says, "Hey we've got camera crews and professional actors coming this morning to film a commercial. What's your schedule looking like?"
You say, "Well, we have an hour break from 11-12."
He says, "Good we'll have them come down to film then."
You say, "Okie doke."
11:00 rolls around.
The camera crew shows up.
There are no actors with them.
The crew grabs some random customers
and asks them to be in the commercial
as clients in the spa.
They are kind enough to say ok.
The crew grabs you and says,
"Ok, you're going to be giving them the massages."
You say, "What is this commercial for?"
They say, "We'll be airing it all over Utah for the next month and a half."
You remember how craptacular you look today
and realize your fugly face is going
to be broadcast all over the state.
And you cry.
The end.
The first day you get to sleep in all week.
You're a massage therapist.
You have to leave for work at 9:00.
You let yourself sleep until 8:30.
You brush your teeth.
Put on some deoderant.
Get dressed in your so-so clothes because
you don't want to get your nice ones dirty.
Run a brush through your second day hair.
Put on some tinted moisturizer
and a little mascara and a little lipgloss.
And you're out the door.
You get to work and your boss comes down.
He says, "Hey we've got camera crews and professional actors coming this morning to film a commercial. What's your schedule looking like?"
You say, "Well, we have an hour break from 11-12."
He says, "Good we'll have them come down to film then."
You say, "Okie doke."
11:00 rolls around.
The camera crew shows up.
There are no actors with them.
The crew grabs some random customers
and asks them to be in the commercial
as clients in the spa.
They are kind enough to say ok.
The crew grabs you and says,
"Ok, you're going to be giving them the massages."
You say, "What is this commercial for?"
They say, "We'll be airing it all over Utah for the next month and a half."
You remember how craptacular you look today
and realize your fugly face is going
to be broadcast all over the state.
And you cry.
The end.
