Who needs friends when I can and totally do
have out loud conversations with
It's all good!
Friends and The Office.
I'm not even going to beat around
the bush on that one.
(that's what she said)
I would have been potty trained once and for all!
(It just feels like it's too late to learn now, ya know?!)
but I've done my best to make my peace.
You live and you learn.
Why? I have no idea.
I can't even put up a Christmas tree this year
because our apartment is so stupid and tiny.
I'm still excited though!
but it turns out I married a money nazi!
No vacay for you!
So, I'll be good with clothes that
I won't be able fit into sooner than later
because of my expanding belly.
It's like porno for my emotions.
Not really. I'm just trying to fit in!
Food, for sure.
I'm talkin the good stuff.
None of this candy schmandy crap.
To be honest I'm more excited for
Thanksgiving than Christmas.
plump hamburger laden with juicy bacon and a side
That just seems to be the way things go.
I would buy lots and lots of houses,
Then I would travel my butt off with Derelict!
Houses on beaches, cabins in the mountains,
You name it, I bought it!
If you had three wishes, what would you wish for?
1. That no one would ever go hungry.
2. To be surrounded by stupid people no more!
3. To have a happy family forever.
What is your favorite food in the whole wide world?
I've been stuck on this question for 20 minutes and counting....
Ding ding ding!!!
My desk is covered in drool. It's a tie between
that burger I just had a love affair with in question
four, sushi, and Costa Vida sweet pork.
If you could go anywhere in the world, all expenses paid...
Where would you go?
I have a lion fetish.
One could eat me and I wouldn't even be mad.
I doubt anyone will do this, BUT...
Brittni, Angela, Kim C., Keri A., Cheyanne,
Shelsie, Chelsea, and Kami L.
Your new questions are:
What is your most embarrassing moment?
Who, what, where, when, and how was your first kiss?
What is your favorite movie?
If you only had 24 hours left to live, how would you spend it?
What is your favorite thing to do to relax?
What is your biggest pet peeve?
Do you have a "list"
(you know, a hibbity dibbity one)
If so, who is on it?
What is something that always makes you happy?
Have fun guys!