Friday, June 26, 2009

I Need an Elephant Tranquilizer

ATTENTION ALL SINGLES
IF YOU EVER GET MARRIED...
ELOPE.
I've turned into the most ornery person I know.
I'm like Mrs. Jumbo when she gets pissed.

And my dependency on Pepsi is growing. So, who knows?!

Maybe I will turn into Mrs Jumbo.

Don't cross me or I'll take you down and my fat butt is going right on your head.

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