I'm going to give you the story...
Derrick has an ex girlfriend that he broke up
with about 6 or 7 years ago.
She's married with a child now, but apparently
with about 6 or 7 years ago.
She's married with a child now, but apparently
her mom just can't seem to let it go.
She's Derrick's wanna be mother in law.
She has given him a card on his bday every year
since I've known him.
She doesn't send it in the mail because she knows
Derrick's mom will throw it in the
since I've known him.
She doesn't send it in the mail because she knows
Derrick's mom will throw it in the
garbage when she sees it is from.
So... how does she remedy this problem?
She goes to his parents house and actually puts it in the mailbox!
How creeptastic is that?!
How creeptastic is that?!
She also decided to do a little drive by
to deilver our wedding gift.
She probably saw our announcement in the paper and
hid out at our reception the whole night and
then followed us home. It honestly wouldn't even
phase me at this point.
So, the other day I open my Facebook account
and lo and behold the creeper strikes again!
She actually stalked me out on Facebook and sent
me a message asking me to tell Derrick
to deilver our wedding gift.
She probably saw our announcement in the paper and
hid out at our reception the whole night and
then followed us home. It honestly wouldn't even
phase me at this point.
So, the other day I open my Facebook account
and lo and behold the creeper strikes again!
She actually stalked me out on Facebook and sent
me a message asking me to tell Derrick
that she was thinking about
him on his birthday (WOW! That's a shocker!)
and that she hopes he has a great year!
him on his birthday (WOW! That's a shocker!)
and that she hopes he has a great year!
Ummm.. can you say innapropriate and uneccessary?
And then she said that she's so happy he found his perfect match, 'you'.
And then she said that she's so happy he found his perfect match, 'you'.
What the freak is up with the quotations?
Please reference this friends episode:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUlLX46gss8
Who does she think she is air quoting me like that?
So anyway am I overreacting?
Was I too hasty with the going private thing?
I'd like to go private, but at the same time
it just seems like it will be such a pain!
Oooh maybe I could not go private and just
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUlLX46gss8
Who does she think she is air quoting me like that?
So anyway am I overreacting?
Was I too hasty with the going private thing?
I'd like to go private, but at the same time
it just seems like it will be such a pain!
Oooh maybe I could not go private and just
have cute code names for us...
Like, Derrick could be Pooky Lover Bunz,
Like, Derrick could be Pooky Lover Bunz,
I would be Sugar Nipples
(sweet and sassy at the same time!),
and maybe if I birth a boy his code name
could be Mr. Dumps Like a Champ!
I would still put up pictures of us,
I would still put up pictures of us,
blog about recent birthdays,
have friends and family on my sidebar etc.. because
it's not like any of those things could give
away the B family's anonymity! LOLZ
have friends and family on my sidebar etc.. because
it's not like any of those things could give
away the B family's anonymity! LOLZ
Chances are she doesn't even know I have a blog,
and if she does maybe now she'll get the hint...
or my husband will get kidnapped
and I'll be murdered!
So, what do YOU think?
Any words of wisdom/opinions that anyone can
offer would be great!
So, what do YOU think?
Any words of wisdom/opinions that anyone can
offer would be great!
