In one month from today
My mother will have slaved away
I'll feel my BMI and FP growing
Hopefully they're not showing *blush*
But nevermind about that
I have the secret to not getting totally fat
Which is why, at this time
I'll be at my prime
Because I'll have already binged and purged
And be on my way back for seconds or even *gasp*... THIRDS!!!
I LOVE THANKSGIVING!!!
P.S. Totally thankful for
Toilets and Toothbrushes
Toilets and Toothbrushes
2 comments:
did you make up that poem? people will believe you, you know.I've said it before and I'll say it again. You're an idiot.
baaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!! Thanksgiving is so close....I just got drool on my keyboard. oops.
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